I just thought I'd point out one of our little "Reconcilable Differences." Angela's love of the Golden Girls is an interest I do not share. What's worse, I've actually had to sit and watch a few of these God awful shows. The problem with that is that there are certain physiological differences between Angela and I that she doesn't take into account when subjecting me to this special little torture
Let me give a short recount of what happens to a man when he's forced to watch the Golden Girls. At first, there is a slight but noticeable tingling somewhere in the general groin area. This tingling begins to magnify into a throbbing sensation which becomes less general and concentrates itself directly in the testacles. As the women on the screen begin to realize that some sort of conflict has begun to disturb their post menopausal harmony, the throbbing actually becomes an intense pain.
At this point, a man begins to secretly cry. Thankfully, this rare emotional event isn't noticed by the woman who has become mesmerized by the geriatric spectacle that is this show. When the women finally achieve a resolution that only strengthens their friendship, the testacles shrivel out of complete horror and aren't seen again for 4 days. This is what happens to a man when he watches the Golden Girls.
